How to pick up a foodie 101
23 Nov 2015
Got a crush on someone who’s a little obsessed with food? You could attempt to impress them with your amazing hotdog eating skills – or you could use a pick up line that’s guaranteed to get their heart beating a little faster. “I camembert the last time I saw anyone so beautiful.” “Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?” “You must be one spicy dish, because you’re making my heart burn.” “If you were ground coffee, you’d be espresso ‘cause you’re so fine.” “You’re as intoxicating as a home-distilled liquor.” “You’re my missing ingredient.” “You make my soufflé rise.” “Why don’t we dim sum lights, because you’ve got me wonton more.” “Does this grocery store have wifi? Because I feel a connection with you.” “I don’t wanna sound cheesy but we go really gouda together.” “You make miso happy.” “I like you a waffle lot.” “If you were a burger, I would definitely butter your buns.” “You must be an omelette because you’re making me egg-cited.” “If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.” “You were mint for me.” “Let’s taco ‘bout us baby.” “You must be a bacon burger, because you’re bacon me crazy.” “Lime yours.” “Do you like Mexican? Because I’ll wrap you in my arms and make you my bae-rrito. “ “Are you a barista? Because I like you a latte.” “You make me melt like a hot fudge sundae.” “You know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u.” When you’ve won them over, plan the ultimate Brisbane date night here.